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Wrong Snake
When a rattlesnake got loose in
the second-floor hall of the
science building at my
university, it created quite a
furor. Fortunately, one of the
professors was an expert on
snakes. An agitated student ran
to fetch him, urging him to come
…
Pet Giveaway
From the Danvers, Ill.,
Shopper:"Ferret, likes kids, nice
pet, but chewed the guinea pig’s
ear off. Also, partially 2deaf
guinea pig."
Quite a Crowd
Two nuns, a penguin, a man
with a parrot on his shoulder,
and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is
this? Some kind of joke?”
Late Night Eaters
Sounds of crashing and banging
in the middle of the night sent
me and my husband out to our
garage. There we spotted three
raccoons eating out of the cat
dish. We shooed them away and
went back to bed.Later that
week we were driving home …
Traveling Birds
In the Moreno Valley (Calif.)
Recycler: "Homing pigeons free
to good home. Must live far, far
away."
Vacay, Baby!
Q: Where did the sheep go on
vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
A Pig Walks Into a Bar…
A pig walks into a bar, orders 15
beers, and drinks them. The
bartender asks, “Would you like
to know where the bathroom
is?” “No,” says the pig. “I’m the
little piggy that goes wee-wee-
wee all the way home.”
Lunch Break
When a squirrel slipped into my
house, I did the logical thing: I
panicked and called my father.
"How do you get a squirrel out
of a basement?" I shrieked. Dad
advised me to leave a trail of
peanut butter and crackers from
the…
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